Timeline "when idiots try to make a movie"

so ady sa3teen men 7ayaty da3o haba2an
begad dool sa3teen 3omry maha3raf astarge3hom
wat the hell was that movie???
2 hours of bullshit
eltamseel zebala, welkessa ya3ny estohleket we el7abka elderameyya matboo7'a
la2 welly zad we 3'atta gaybeen momasel el accent beta3to scottish we wa7ed tany sooto mesh laye2 ma3a shaklo
sa7ee7 a7'er 5 mins ash3aroony bas ha we ba3deen
elestefada elwa7eeda enno fadaly 698 mega we da shee2 3azeem
ahoh sably makan 7abba 3shan elhard 7'alas hayenfager ba3d el moviez elly nazeltaha elesboo3 da "city of god, old boy, 12 monkeys, wicker park, pirates of the caribbean, edward scissor hands, and seven"
yanhar abyad...dool sab3a!!
ya3eeny hatla2y elly ma3aya fel3emara mesh shayfeen net
ana da7'el anam ba2a
tesba7o 3ala 7'eer...we ed3ooly da vinci code ye7'las